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bibliotheque: Frank Sinatra - Something (Beatles...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:40:12 -0500

bibliotheque:

Frank Sinatra - Something (Beatles cover)

EARGASM.

this makes my balls saggy. bah.

youroldarchenemycatwoman: creeper Its like I am reliving the...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:57:05 -0500

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

creeper

Its like I am reliving the entire 6 part series today via tumblr. I don’t remember this par though. who’s that dude watching?

WHAT? OPRAH IS QUITTING? WHAT!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:53:14 -0500

(via spontaneouslove)

Good Riddance!!!!

shit, i'm doing it again

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:52:04 -0500

I’m drinking instead of doing the stuff i need to do. I leave for a week tomorrow. I gots stuff to do..but don’t wanna do any of it. Now comes the time when i start rationalizing things aka talking myslef out of doing the things I should be doing:

1. i don’t need to get the dry cleaning. I can wear that one shirt a few times. it looks good

2. laudry? I can do it at my grandma’s house later in the week..I’ll bring dirty clothes (I never do though)

3. get my pipe from my brothers…nah…I’ll roll up some Js..hello being too stoned most of the time cause i end up smoking the whole j myslef. could have bigger problems I guess

4. burn mix cds for the 13 hour fucking drive…surely i have some i haven’t heard a million times (no I dont)…maybe the radio? some of that good midwestern stuff (yeah…no…it hardly exists except for a little public radio bluegrass for about an hour)

5. pick up beer for dad in law….yeungling,. you’re only a semi decent beer anyway…i really gotta truck that shit all the way there because they dont sell it where I’m going? they have fat tire there now..its better anyway

6. give dog a bath….nah, he’s not that smelly…i lilke that stanky dog smell. gives him character..who wants a pooch that smells like coconuts? not me. his hari has better texture when its dirty

7. clean up a bit casue who wants to come home to a dirty house? me thats who..who wants to clean now…i wont even be here to enjoy it

8. set out of office email and phon at worke…fuck i forgot to do that…fuck those people. maybe they will do me a favor and fire me

God, so many more. Fuck it…fuck it all. I’ll grab something to cover my body parts that i am not allowed to show and go. I’ll be fine. forget about it all. lets have another drink. vodka and red bulls…maybe the red bull will be alive in me later and I’ll get this done….maybe later: the story of my life, thats my after school movie autobiography. why does my wife put up with me? Oh yeah, cause I’m fucking cooler than ice that why B).

Sigur Ros…why am i listening to this now? this couldn’t be any less fitting to this moment.

Elephants - Them Crooked Vultures When I listen to this song,...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:03:42 -0500

Elephants - Them Crooked Vultures

When I listen to this song, even a dipshit like me feels semi bad ass.

Kick Ass Presidential Candidates

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:34:15 -0500

Brother: I want somebody totally kick ass for a presidential candidate next time. Somebody that has never been in politics
me: like Ross Perot? (imitates Ross Perot for 5 minutes)
Brother: Somebody...taller. Like Dirty Harry.
Me: Client Eastwood...wasn't he mayor or something once? I think he was
Brother: yeah i think you're right. Like Conon O'Brien
Me: I'd vote for Conan, believe it or not. He's almost as experienced as Obama was really...and way funnier. Probably better at basketball too
Brother: Jay Leno sucks
me: his shows not that bad. I watched it
Brother: what!!!???? I have never even seen i..what day is it on?
me: Jimmy Fallon?He's on everyday...one of those late night jobs. Its not that bad
Brother: not Jimmy Fallon....Leno
me: ohhhhhhhh. Leno is terrible., what were we talking about?
Brother: kick ass presidential candidates.
me: Google "kick ass presidential candidates" and see what it says.

Glen Beck's earnings June 2008-2009: at least 23 million

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:24:40 -0500

that figure, told to me by my brother just now, made me dump out the contents of my trash can in my own lap.

cosmic-dust: a star is born Poor Kristofferson.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:00:54 -0500

cosmic-dust:

a star is born

Poor Kristofferson.

"So perhaps a million Iraqis are dead now, American finances are in the toilet, the country’s global..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:57:44 -0500

“So perhaps a million Iraqis are dead now, American finances are in the toilet, the country’s global reputation is too skanky to qualify for horizontal employment in a makeshift basement brothel in Tijuana, and our national security - supposedly the purpose of the whole exercise - has been radically diminished by the decimation of an army that even Colin Powell described as “broken”. This is what you get from the “responsible” ideology, ladies and gentlemen. But wait! There’s more! How about a crushing national debt. Hey, why not borrow money recklessly to pay for these fun wars based on lies? And how about those super-rich folks out there? Don’t they deserve additional tax cuts? I’m sure our children won’t mind paying for the loans to finance those giveaways, plus interest, in the future. Why would those crazy kids want to actually bring home the fruits of their labor in a paycheck anyhow? They won’t mind working long hours to finance the ‘responsibility’ of unparalleled deficit spending by regressives, will they?”

- last one. Just go read it. (via afghanibanani)

Actually a good read. I am tired of reading this stuff though…this, “Boy you’re gonna be seriously fucked in 20 years” stuff. depresses me. i’m moving to the boonies, unplugging and forgetting…hopefully before 20 years.

(via cosmic-dust) This is sexier than those assless pantyhose I...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:50:21 -0500

(via cosmic-dust)

This is sexier than those assless pantyhose I saw a minute ago. I wouldn’t fuck wiht this dude…he’d be wearing me on his head, only i wouldn’t look this cool.

herestothehalcyon: sassy-meditations: Self soothing skills…. ...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:41:14 -0500

herestothehalcyon:

sassy-meditations:

Self soothing skills…. I make a BIG deal out of children not being able to calm or soothe themselves; helping their parents to find ways their child can learn healthy habits.

Confession: I need some. Self soothing skills. ASAP.

Reason: We are headed to NYC in a couple of weeks with some people I love dearly. But we are VERY different.

For example, I’m sort of an “up and at ‘em” person. He is, she is not. I fear we will not “get moving” anywhere until 1 p.m., because of this fact.

We are having “difficulties” deciding on things to do/see while there. Ex. I would like a bit of a game plan—to see as much as we can during the limited amount of time. She would rather be spontaneous… (We’ve done this with them before and missed out on things, because it was too late by the time she got rolling.)

We were talking about finding a concert to attend. She suggested PHISH. Need I say more….? Ugh.

In many ways, I’m excited to go, but incredibly stressed at the thought of it, because in my opinion, we’re ill prepared to go. I know I’m a bit of a control freak, but I always leave room for spontaneity. (In Vegas, buying tix in advance for a shows, but leaving the days open for whatever—*The Met, Ground Zero, Chelsea Market, Statue of Liberty, whatever. Really, that’s all I’m asking.)

Unfortunately for me, I think I’m going to have to call in a refill on the above “self soothing skill,” so I’m not an **irrititable bitch trying to bite my tongue for the duration of the stay. = (

*I told my husband I am going there, if I have to rudely ditch the rest of the group and go by myself.

**Yes, I’m taking my vitamins.

Souns like you need to find some new travel buddies. Or, you could go do your own thing in the morning and meet up with the gang after/at lunch. Nothing says you all have to go everywhere together.

I must have inherited my personality traits from you, mom (although our “vitamins” differ somewhat). Take enough of something and you can have fun doing anything…or nothing at all.

"So you think that money is the root of all evil?… Have you ever asked what is the root of..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:38:29 -0500

““So you think that money is the root of all evil?… Have you ever asked what is the root of money? Money is a tool of exchange, which can’t exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears, or the looters who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil? … Not an ocean of tears nor all the guns in the world can transform those pieces of paper in your wallet into bread you need to survive tomorrow. … Whenever destroyers appear among men, they start by destroying money, for money is men’s protection and the base of a moral existence. Destroyers seize gold and leave its owners a counterfeit pile of paper. This kills all objective standards and delivers men into the arbitrary power of an arbitrary setter of values… Paper is a mortgage on wealth that does not exist, backed by a gun aimed at those who are expected to produce it. Paper is a check drawn by legal looters upon an account which is not theirs: upon the virtue of the victims. Watch for the day when it becomes marked: ‘Account Overdrawn.’””

(via bobhadbitchtits)

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:34:33 -0500

(via bobhadbitchtits)

Slate's unauthorized index of Sarah Palin's autobiography, Going Rogue. - By Christopher Beam - Slate Magazine

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:43:19 -0500

Slate's unauthorized index of Sarah Palin's autobiography, Going Rogue. - By Christopher Beam - Slate Magazine :

shorterexcerpts:

hono-lulu:

Epic. Slate creates index for Sarah Palin book

A choice example:

“Baldwin, Alec
________preference for Stephen over, 314”

food, Alaskan
________halibut tacos, 1
________reindeer sausage 1
________caribou lasagna, 218

Yum…halibut tacos.

Prediction.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:32:25 -0500

this trial in New York will be a disaster. It will go on for years, then will be appealed…all at tax payer’s expense. Security will be needed, private cells, transportation, meals, clothing…Who knows how much this will cost. Why? Why are we wasting money on this? Why is he even still alive 8 years later? He confessed. Its not like he is going to getting a fair trial anyway…not like he has “peers” that will make up a jury. He’s not even a citizen of this country…Why? So we look fair and just in the eyes of the world or some bullshit jargon people like saying? Like one trial is going to help that? Like a million trials would when wars rage on and our policies remain unchanged? We were doing trials before this guy, right? So why does this one matter? Enlighten me, please. I am disgusted at the amount of money and media exposure this will get. Why don’t we give this guy a stage. Good idea.

Will the guys get off? Of course not. No Judge would ever do this. Nor would any jury. It might as well be a rigged trial, because trust me…the guy’s not getting off. So what’s it all about? Why delay the inevitable and drag this out any further?

Ok..give me your bullshit liberal answer now. Then all you bullshit republicans can counter it.

mfs: kml: thinkupstudio: ne3: Tile Art, Portrait of Mona...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:10:56 -0500

mfs:

kml:

thinkupstudio:

ne3:

Tile Art, Portrait of Mona Lisa (via Marketseq)

idontblog: krispayne: “Fearless” - Pink Floyd

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:10:37 -0500

idontblog:

krispayne:

“Fearless” - Pink Floyd

shorterexcerpts: switchblades: bryanboova: coketalk: How to...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:01:52 -0500

shorterexcerpts:

switchblades:

bryanboova:

coketalk:

How to pay for this year’s christmas presents:

Step 1: Fuck her — steal every last copy of Sarah Palin’s book I can get my hands on.

Step 2: Fuck it — forge her loopy-ass autograph on each one.

Step 3: Fuck ‘em — sell the books on eBay to Republicans who deserve exactly what they get.

At $80 to $100 per signed copy, these should cover quite a bit of egg nog and artificial snow.

Yes.

Not like I publicly condone this, but lololololololol.

hahaa. I actually do publicly condone this. I can’t fucking believe we’re still talking about this woman. Can we talk about John Kerry and his swift boats again? Something…anything else. How bout that local sport’s team?

When a joke evolves and gets organized

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:05:27 -0500

When a joke evolves and gets organized:

Who knew a cougar’s prey was called a cub? Not me. That’s a little weird.

Tumblr, will you toss my salad

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:54:42 -0500

and pass the pepper, please?