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This is sexier than those assless pantyhose I saw a minute ago. I wouldn’t fuck wiht this dude…he’d be wearing me on his head, only i wouldn’t look this cool.



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This is sexier than those assless pantyhose I saw a minute ago. I wouldn’t fuck wiht this dude…he’d be wearing me on his head, only i wouldn’t look this cool.

Self soothing skills…. I make a BIG deal out of children not being able to calm or soothe themselves; helping their parents to find ways their child can learn healthy habits.
Confession: I need some. Self soothing skills. ASAP.Reason: We are headed to NYC in a couple of weeks with some people I love dearly. But we are VERY different.
- For example, I’m sort of an “up and at ‘em” person. He is, she is not. I fear we will not “get moving” anywhere until 1 p.m., because of this fact.
- We are having “difficulties” deciding on things to do/see while there. Ex. I would like a bit of a game plan—to see as much as we can during the limited amount of time. She would rather be spontaneous… (We’ve done this with them before and missed out on things, because it was too late by the time she got rolling.)
- We were talking about finding a concert to attend. She suggested PHISH. Need I say more….? Ugh.
In many ways, I’m excited to go, but incredibly stressed at the thought of it, because in my opinion, we’re ill prepared to go. I know I’m a bit of a control freak, but I always leave room for spontaneity. (In Vegas, buying tix in advance for a shows, but leaving the days open for whatever—*The Met, Ground Zero, Chelsea Market, Statue of Liberty, whatever. Really, that’s all I’m asking.)
Unfortunately for me, I think I’m going to have to call in a refill on the above “self soothing skill,” so I’m not an **irrititable bitch trying to bite my tongue for the duration of the stay. = (
*I told my husband I am going there, if I have to rudely ditch the rest of the group and go by myself.
Souns like you need to find some new travel buddies. Or, you could go do your own thing in the morning and meet up with the gang after/at lunch. Nothing says you all have to go everywhere together.
I must have inherited my personality traits from you, mom (although our “vitamins” differ somewhat). Take enough of something and you can have fun doing anything…or nothing at all.
Epic. Slate creates index for Sarah Palin book
A choice example:
“Baldwin, Alec
________preference for Stephen over, 314”
food, Alaskan
________halibut tacos, 1
________reindeer sausage 1
________caribou lasagna, 218
Yum…halibut tacos.
this trial in New York will be a disaster. It will go on for years, then will be appealed…all at tax payer’s expense. Security will be needed, private cells, transportation, meals, clothing…Who knows how much this will cost. Why? Why are we wasting money on this? Why is he even still alive 8 years later? He confessed. Its not like he is going to getting a fair trial anyway…not like he has “peers” that will make up a jury. He’s not even a citizen of this country…Why? So we look fair and just in the eyes of the world or some bullshit jargon people like saying? Like one trial is going to help that? Like a million trials would when wars rage on and our policies remain unchanged? We were doing trials before this guy, right? So why does this one matter? Enlighten me, please. I am disgusted at the amount of money and media exposure this will get. Why don’t we give this guy a stage. Good idea.
Will the guys get off? Of course not. No Judge would ever do this. Nor would any jury. It might as well be a rigged trial, because trust me…the guy’s not getting off. So what’s it all about? Why delay the inevitable and drag this out any further?
Ok..give me your bullshit liberal answer now. Then all you bullshit republicans can counter it.

How to pay for this year’s christmas presents:
Step 1: Fuck her — steal every last copy of Sarah Palin’s book I can get my hands on.Step 2: Fuck it — forge her loopy-ass autograph on each one.
Step 3: Fuck ‘em — sell the books on eBay to Republicans who deserve exactly what they get.
At $80 to $100 per signed copy, these should cover quite a bit of egg nog and artificial snow.
Yes.
Not like I publicly condone this, but lololololololol.
hahaa. I actually do publicly condone this. I can’t fucking believe we’re still talking about this woman. Can we talk about John Kerry and his swift boats again? Something…anything else. How bout that local sport’s team?
Who knew a cougar’s prey was called a cub? Not me. That’s a little weird.
and pass the pepper, please?
you’re gonna burn bitch.
Congress recognizes no limits on its power. It doesn’t care about the Constitution, it doesn’t care about your inalienable rights. If this health care bill becomes law, America, life as you have known it, freedom as you have exercised it, and privacy as you have enjoyed it will cease to be.
Last week the House of Representatives voted on a 2,000 page bill to give the federal government the power to micromanage the health care of every single American. The bill will raise your taxes, steal your freedom, invade your privacy, and ration your health care. Even the Republicans have introduced their version of Obamacare Lite. It, too, if passed, will compel employers to provide coverage, bribe the states to change their court rules, and tell insurance companies whom to insure.
We do not have two political parties in this country, America. We have one party; called the Big Government Party. The Republican wing likes deficits, war, and assaults on civil liberties. The Democratic wing likes wealth transfer, taxes, and assaults on commercial liberties. Both parties like power; and neither is interested in your freedoms.
Kiss Your Freedoms Goodbye If Health Care Passes - Reason Magazine (via bellatoris) (via herestothehalcyon) (via afghanibanani)Sounds better than any album I’ve heard in a while. Not necessarily the music…although it’s also pretty amazing…but the sound. It’s raw, it’s juicy (as I described yesterday after listening to the first song. What does it sound like? Hard to describe. In my opinion, more like a new Zeppelin album than anything else. It’s like death by firing squad…but you want to die and the guns are electric guitars.