December 2010
Before you speak, ask yourself: is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it...
– Sai Baba (via oceanofmind)
Friendly Holiday Advice
Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They...
The War on Terror →
The “war on terror” is now in its tenth year. What is it really all about?
beginners luck…
Twitter…sounds like that thing you do to my balls.
– Anonymous
Christmas Wishes
her: what do you want for Christmas?
him: titties and ass
her: how about socks?
him: how about pussy?
her: how about no?
him: how about we meet in the middle at titties?
Every now and then I think about now more than...
Every now and then I think about now more than then or what will be
One step after another, I walk. Head down, hat on, earphones in, music up. My heart beats to some Fibonacci rhythm, mimicked by the trees and my thoughts spread out like braches, far and wide as reality sinks in her twisting roots of light and shadow. Cars pulse like blood through tiny blood vessels, all on their way to a main...
When young, I remember clearly how my father told me why our country was so...
– Steve Wozniak, in an open letter to the FCC on net neutrality. Wozniak co-founded Apple Computer, Inc. with Steve Jobs and created the Apple I and Apple II series computers in the mid-1970s.
Read the full letter here.
(via theatlantic)
Breaking News: U.S. Military Shuts Down
Reports claim that normal work was impossible due to everybody asking everybody else if they were gay.
I knew it! I told you this would happen.